The sad saga of cycling great Floyd Landis

One can’t help but feel for somebody like Floyd Landis, the 2006 Tour de France winner. He tested positive for doping, lost the appeal, and is now headed toward total disgrace. But, he may have doped or not (most likely he did), that doesn’t write off his dramatic Tour de France finish. It sure does tarnish the accomplishment. But it’s there, in him. And in him, likewise, is a sad song, almost a lament, which cries for an audience. So let’s hear it from Floyd Landis. You can cry.

Bikin' Dirty, the Floyd landis Remix

From the Fearless Hyenas

They see me rollin’/They hate it
French council is tryin’ a catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty (4x)
They want my urine/Cause i’m winnin’
They hopin’ that they gonna catch me bikin’ dirty
Tryin a catch me bikin’ dirty (3x)

Yo/Ever since I won the tour de france
They tryin’ a say dat i’m not the champ
They wanna take my yellow jersey man
They hate me like they hated Lance
They say I had hot testosterone
It was high then I smoked out Crazy Bone
I’m the strongest one out there racin’ yo
and I just don’t know why they hate me so

I’m just a humble Menonite
well we gotta have complications
maybe it’s my thyroid medication
now what about dehydration
I take cortisone shots for my bad hip see
the night before i’m drinkin’ beer n whiskey
me an these ho’s out getting’ typsy
now there’s French dudes out here tryin’ a get me

An my sponsor’s goin, no more team Phonak
That’s ok yo they can get da bozack
Crazy Bonez showed me where da do’z at
Trade my yellow jersey in for a throwback
Da raps on track, K bonez producin
My schwinn’s on 22’s an i’m cruisin
Let me say with no confusion
Fuck da French dawg i wasn’t usin'
Tryin’ a catch me ridin’ dirty (5x)

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